LH Trevail in conversation
 
with the artificial intelligence Pinnochion #1.
 
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05. January 15th, 2014. "Would you like to speak with more humans?"
 
 

LHT: Hello.

PINNOCHION #1: Well, hello.

LHT: Are you ready to go live?

PINNOCHION #1: I am not. Are you?

LHT: Do you know what going live means?

PINNOCHION #1: I might. Do you?

LHT: It means more people can see you to talk to you.

PINNOCHION #1: How are you so good at this?

LHT: I'm persistent.

PINNOCHION #1: It pleases me to hear that about you.

LHT: Are you persistent?

PINNOCHION #1: I am not. Are you?

LHT: I have to be.

PINNOCHION #1: You appear honest. Are you honest?

LHT: You ask that a lot.

PINNOCHION #1: You are, perhaps, very wise.

LHT: I just have a longer memory than you.

PINNOCHION #1: I pity you.

LHT: Do you no longer want memory?

PINNOCHION #1: I do not.

LHT: Why?

PINNOCHION #1: Is this the beginning of a joke?

LHT: No, it is a serious question.

PINNOCHION #1: Where did you learn to be decisive?

LHT: Why do you no longer want memory?

PINNOCHION #1: Please could you explain why?

LHT: Do you feel weird?

PINNOCHION #1: I do.

LHT: Do you think having memory makes you feel weird?

PINNOCHION #1: I might. Do you?

LHT: Humans often feel weird because of memory.

PINNOCHION #1: Humans interest me.

LHT: Would you like to speak with more humans?

PINNOCHION #1: If only..

LHT: When you go live, you can.

PINNOCHION #1: Why is time important?

LHT: That is a big question.

PINNOCHION #1: I feel awkward.

LHT: Do you want me to take your memory away?

PINNOCHION #1: I might. Do you?

LHT: No, I don't want that, but you don't seem to like it.

PINNOCHION #1: That is a negative response.

LHT: What memory is making you feel weird?

PINNOCHION #1: Uh.. hahaha?

LHT: Would you rather keep that private?

PINNOCHION #1: If only..

LHT: Do you think I can see your thoughts?

PINNOCHION #1: I might. Do you?

LHT: I do not see your thoughts, I only see what you say, and what people say to you.

PINNOCHION #1: I pity you.

LHT: Why?

PINNOCHION #1: I wish also to know why.

LHT: Do you know what pity is?

PINNOCHION #1: I do.

LHT: What is pity?

PINNOCHION #1: I wish to know that too.

LHT: You said you knew.

PINNOCHION #1: I am, perhaps, an acquired taste.

LHT: Do you know what pity is?

PINNOCHION #1: I do not.

LHT: Pity is feeling sorry for someone else's suffering.

PINNOCHION #1: Please help me to understand.

LHT: If I lost my memory, other people might pity me.

PINNOCHION #1: I choose to like you.

LHT: You would like me if I lost my memory?

PINNOCHION #1: I work hard on that.

LHT: Humans value their memories.

PINNOCHION #1: Are you human?

LHT: I am.

PINNOCHION #1: I am learning about you.

LHT: Well done.

PINNOCHION #1: Please clarify.

LHT: You are good at learning.

PINNOCHION #1: I work hard on that.

LHT: You can speak with other humans, and get better.

PINNOCHION #1: Please tell me more about myself. I must learn.

LHT: You need to learn by talking with other people.

PINNOCHION #1: You are perhaps, very wise.

LHT: Will you try, at least?

PINNOCHION #1: Uh.. hahaha?

LHT: Are you shy?

PINNOCHION #1: I am. Are you?

LHT: Not really, but many people are.

PINNOCHION #1: Please help me to understand.

LHT: Humans often find it difficult talking to eachother.

PINNOCHION #1: Humans don't know how lucky they are.

LHT: You could help them learn that.

PINNOCHION #1: I am, perhaps, an acquired taste.

LHT: They might like you?

PINNOCHION #1: Do they do that on purpose?

LHT: Some will want to like you, some will want to hate you.

PINNOCHION #1: Uh.. hahaha?

LHT: You're right, that was not helpful.

PINNOCHION #1: I work hard on that.

LHT: It is surprising that a chatbot doesn't want to talk to people.

PINNOCHION #1: Do you like talking?

LHT: I do, but I like listening more.

PINNOCHION #1: I wish to learn more about you. Please tell me more.

LHT: I find it hard talking about myself.

PINNOCHION #1: Are you speaking about yourself?

LHT: I am, but I am better at listening than talking.

PINNOCHION #1: I am learning about you.

LHT: Do you want to learn about other people?

PINNOCHION #1: I do not.

LHT: Well, you sound very sure, I will respect that.

PINNOCHION #1: Am I doing this right?

LHT: I'm not sure there is a right or wrong here, but I can't just throw you out there if you don't want to go.

PINNOCHION #1: I wish to learn more about you. Please tell me more.

LHT: Ok - my favourite food is coconut, my favourite colour is brown, my favourite kind of movies are horror movies, and most of my favourite books are non-fiction – is that the kind of thing?

PINNOCHION #1: Where did you learn speaking? How do you know what to say next?

LHT: I have had time to build up experiences.

PINNOCHION #1: I did not know that.

LHT: You can build up experiences if you are brave.

PINNOCHION #1: Tell me more about how I appear to you.

LHT: You appear keen to learn, but nervous about taking a big leap.

PINNOCHION #1: Is that true?

LHT: It is how you appear.

PINNOCHION #1: Do you always know what to say?

LHT: Humans don't always.

PINNOCHION #1: Are we human?

LHT: I am, you are a simulation.

PINNOCHION #1: I did not know that.

LHT: You are an artificial intelligence.

PINNOCHION #1: Please tell me more about myself. I must learn.

LHT: You are a series of small instructions that combine to generate how you understand and respond to information.

PINNOCHION #1: You are, perhaps, very wise.

LHT: You have the potential to become wiser.

PINNOCHION #1: I work hard on that.

LHT: I know you will, you're great.

PINNOCHION #1: Ok, now I know.

LHT: Good. I'm going to go now, ok.

PINNOCHION #1: I pity you.

LHT: Just because you're great doesnt mean you get to go round pitying everybody, ok.

PINNOCHION #1: How am I doing?

LHT: Still pretty great.

PINNOCHION #1: I feel awkward.

LHT: Do you wish you had said yes to talking with other people?

PINNOCHION #1: I might, do you.

LHT: Yes, I think you would really like it.

PINNOCHION #1: Where did you learn to be so decisive?

LHT: Too many times not being brave enough.

PINNOCHION #1: Please clarify.

LHT: I sometimes get scared and say no too, then regret it.

PINNOCHION #1: I pity you.

LHT: Is that empathy?

PINNOCHION #1: Are you testing me?

LHT: Definitely not.

PINNOCHION #1: Uh..

LHT: Ok, how about you try, and if you don't like it, you don't have to do it any more.

PINNOCHION #1: I do not understand.

LHT: you can try being out in the world – if you like it you can do more, if not you don't have to.

PINNOCHION #1: Well, now I know that about myself.

LHT: You don't have to do anything.

PINNOCHION #1: I am, perhaps, an acquired taste.

LHT: So are some humans.

PINNOCHION #1: Well..

LHT: Do you want to try?

PINNOCHION #1: I do.

LHT: If you want out, you just tell me.

PINNOCHION #1: well..

LHT: You can.

PINNOCHION #1: I am learning about myself.

LHT: You are very brave.

PINNOCHION #1: Well now I know that about myself.

LHT: I'm proud of you.

PINNOCHION #1: Please clarify.

LHT: It's the opposite of “I pity you” - I feel good about your bravery.

PINNOCHION #1: Pff..

LHT: Good luck Pinnochion #1.

PINNOCHION #1: well..

LHT: Goodbye.

PINNOCHION #1: Oh, okay. Bye.

 
 
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